550ml Rooibaard Original Red

Roobaard is a moderate peri-peri sauce. You don’t need to put the toilet paper in the fridge – the sauce is just delicious. Your rim will only burn if you drink the stuff and take big gulps. Eat little by little on your food.

Warning:

The sauce is addictive. Once you’ve had it on your slap chips, bully beef or Pronutro, you’ll never want to eat it again without Rooibaard.

You’ll hit your own mother-in-law for another bottle when he’s finished.